A British Lawyer Would Like To Think

Seeing John Major Govern The Country Is Like Watching Edward Scissorhands Try To Make Balloon Animals.

Remember How Margaret Thatcher Came To Believe That Abroad Was More Important Than At Home? Didn't Do Her Much Good.

In Washington, Success Is Just A Training Course For Failure.

Life Was So Much Simpler In Pre-video Days When Everyone Refused Invitations Because The 'forsyte Saga' Was On. Now We All Just Have A Long List Of Unwatched Shows, All Of Which, It Seems, Our Friends Are Raving About. I Feel As Outdated As If I Wore A Fair Isle Sweater, Ate Pot Noodle And Had A Two-bar Electric Fire In The Sitting Room.

I Know Of No Wars Started By Anyone To Impose Lack Of Religion On Someone Else.