Even I Would Find A Book About

When I Was Collecting Material For A Political Gossip Column, And Someone Said Something Interesting, I Would Wait For Them To Add, "and I Don't Want To Read That In Your Magazine!" In Which Case I Wouldn't Use It. But If They Didn't Remember To Say It, I'd Nip Off To The Loo, Write The Story Up, Come Back And Change The Subject.

If You Read The 'daily Mail,' You Would Imagine That The British Middle Classes Lead Lives Of Unremitting Misery.

America Loves The Representation Of Its Heroes To Be Not Just Larger Than Life, But Stupendously, Awesomely Bigger Than Anything Else. If Blue Whales Built Statues To Each Other They'd Be Smaller Then These.

I Also Learned To Play Fruit Ninja On An Ipad. It Is Quite Hypnotic, And I Hope One Day To Get Past 100 Points. I Remembered That David Cameron Admits To Being An Addict. I Wonder If It Helps Him In His Work. 'great, Just Destroyed A Pineapple! Reminds Me, Shall We Send Those Grenades To The Syrian Rebels?'

The Formal Washington Dinner Party Has All The Spontaneity Of A Japanese Imperial Funeral.