Even I Would Find A Book About

Living In New York Is Like Being At Some Terrible Late-night Party. You're Tired, You've Had A Headache Since You Arrived, But You Can't Leave Because Then You'd Miss The Party.

Fish Have Water, The Bushmen Of The Kalahari Have Sand, And Houstonians Have Interior Décor.

Most Successful American Politicians Look Well-fed On Endorsements, Campaign Contributions And Chicken Dinners.

Kind 'guardian' Readers Have Been Forwarding Me Round Robin Christmas Newsletters For Years Now: Lengthy Missives Full Of Perfect Children, Exotic Holidays, Talented Pets And Endless, Tedious Detail. The Notes That Accompanied Them Revealed They Had Inspired In The Original Recipients Everything From Mild Irritation To Absolute Rage.

A British Lawyer Would Like To Think Of Himself As Part Of That Mysterious Entity Called The Law; An American Lawyer Would Like A Swimming Pool And Two Houses.