List Of Toddler Quotes

I Have A Four-month-old And I Also Have A Toddler, So That Takes Up All Of My Time.

I Learned That Buying Expensive Furniture With Toddlers Around Is Pointless.

Toddlers Can Make You Feel As If You Have Violated Some Archaic Law In Their Personal Koran And You Should Die, Infidel.

There Are Times When I Still Feel Like An Actual Toddler In A Grown-up - Well, Semi-grown-up - Body. But Other Times I Can't Wait To Actually Be 30, Just So I Can Say Things Like, "i'm 30. I Don't Have Time For That. F - K Off!"

Babies And Toddlers Are Mostly What I've Been Exposed To At This Point. I'm Hoping Parenting Just Gets Much Easier After This. It Does, Right?