List Of Jail Time Quotes

I Will Be Really Happy Once I Have Done My Jail Time. I Can Start Fresh.

I Just Spent 11 And A Half Months In A Maximum-security Jail, Got Shot Five Times, And Was Wrongly Convicted Of A Crime I Didn't Commit.

It Sounds Kind Of Strange, But Jail Time Was Almost A Good Experience For Me.

It'd Be Great To Be So Famous That If I Murder Someone, I Will Never, Ever, Ever Serve Any Jail Time, Even If It's Totally Obvious To Everyone That I Did It.