Best Dessert First Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

I Never Want To Be That Guy At A Dinner Table Saying, 'i Wish I Could Have Dessert.' I Actually Went Through A Stage When I Would Order Dessert First.

Life Is Short And Unpredictable. Eat The Dessert First!

A Balanced Diet Is A Cookie In Each Hand.

Work Is The Meat Of Life, Pleasure The Dessert.

You Just Don't Notice The Time Of Your Own Metamorphosis. Until You Do. Every Once In A While Time Dissolves And You Remember What You Liked As A Kid. You Jump On Your Hotel Bed, Order Dessert First, Decide To Put Every Piece Of Jewelry You Own On Your Body And Leave The House. Why? Because You Can. Because You're The Boss. Because... Ooooh. Shiny.

Just Think Of All Those Women On The Titanic Who Said, 'no Thank You' To Desert That Night. And For What?!

Don't Cry Over Spilt Milk.