You've Got Balls Inviting Me Here.

I'm Grateful For My Whole Family, But My Dad Is Like Obi-wan Kenobi, Superman, And Evel Knievel All At One Time. I Can Think I Have It All Figured Out, And He'll Say, 'but Did You Look At That Side Of It?' He Shows Me Just How Much More There Is Than What Appears To Be.

My Stay-married Secret Would Probably Be Exercising Good Communication, Not When You Have To But All The Time. I Think If You Do That, You Kinda Just Cleanse The Situations, So There's Not Build Up. I Think That's Probably The Best Way To Do It.

Preparing Food Is One Of Life's Great Joys, But A Lot Of Times, Parents Ask Their Kids If They Want To Cook With Them And Then Tell Them To Go Peel A Bag Of Potatoes. That's Not Cooking - That's Working!

Cooking Is Like Snow Skiing: If You Don't Fall At Least 10 Times, Then You're Not Skiing Hard Enough.

I Was Always A Kid Trying To Make A Buck. I Borrowed A Dollar From My Dad, Went To The Penny Candy Store, Bought A Dollar's Worth Of Candy, Set Up My Booth, And Sold Candy For Five Cents Apiece. Ate Half My Inventory, Made $2.50, Gave My Dad Back His Dollar.