You've Got A Man-beast, And A Ho-beast.

X-pac, I Feel Terrible That You Have To Come Out Here And Defend The Integrity Of A Woman Who Has Absolutely None. I Mean As Far As Stephanie Mcmahon-helmsley Is Concerned The Word Honor Means Jump On Her And Stay On Her. Well, Let's Spell That Word H-o-n-o-r. I Guess Stephanie Is Half Of That. After All She Is A Filthy, Dirty, Disgusting, Brutal, Skanky, Bottom Feeding Trash Bog H-o. And No Amount Of Defending Will Ever, Ever Change That!

I Never Second-guess Myself. I Could Wrestle You Right Now And I Know We'd Have A Good Match. Right Now. Let's Go To The Ring And Don't Even Worry About It, Let's Go. Madison Square Garden. Let's Do It. Once You Feel That Way, Nothing Can Bring You Down, Nothing Can Stop You.

Well Stephanie, I'd Like To Thank You For Giving Me Such A Kind Christmas Gift, But Unfortunately I Didn't Get You Any Gifts. But Then Again, What Can You Get For The Girl Whose Had Everyone?

Talking Of First Times Stephanie, I Bet Your First Time Was Really Memorable For You And The Captain Ot The Football Team .. And The Basketball Team .. And The Softball Team, The Track Team, The Chess Club And The Pool Boy!

I Am Chris Jericho, Your New Hero! And I Am The New Millenium For The World Wrestling Federation!