Youth Is Gilead, In Which Is Balm

Conversation: A Fair For The Display Of The Minor Mental Commodities, Each Exhibitor Being Too Intent Upon The Arrangement Of His Own Wares To Observe Those Of His Neighbor.

Noise, N. A Stench In The Ear. Undomesticated Music. The Chief Product And Authenticating Sign Of Civilization.

In This World One Must Have A Name; It Prevents Confusion, Even When It Does Not Establish Identity. Some, Though, Are Known By Numbers, Which Also Seem Inadequate Distinctions.

Wit - The Salt With Which The American Humorist Spoils His Intellectual Cookery By Leaving It Out.

Husband, N. One Who, Having Dined, Is Charged With The Care Of The Plate.