Youth Is Gilead, In Which Is Balm

Philanthropist, N.: A Rich (and Usually Bald) Old Gentleman Who Has Trained Himself To Grin While His Conscience Is Picking His Pocket.

Happiness: An Agreeable Sensation Arising From Contemplating The Misery Of Another.

Democracy Is Four Wolves And A Lamb Voting On What To Have For Lunch.

Tenacity, N. A Certain Quality Of The Human Hand In Its Relation To The Coin Of The Realm. It Attains Its Highest Development In The Hand Of Authority And Is Considered A Serviceable Equipment For A Career In Politics.

Envy, N. Emulation Adapted To The Meanest Capacity.