Clergyman, N. A Man Who Undertakes The

Conversation: A Fair For The Display Of The Minor Mental Commodities, Each Exhibitor Being Too Intent Upon The Arrangement Of His Own Wares To Observe Those Of His Neighbor.

Condole - To Show That Bereavement Is A Smaller Evil Than Sympathy.

Non-combatant, N. A Dead Quaker.

Laughter, N. An Interior Convulsion, Producing A Distortion Of The Features And Accompanied By Inarticulate Noises. It Is Infectious And, Though Intermittent, Incurable.

Consolation, N. The Knowledge That A Better Man Is More Unfortunate Than Yourself.