You're Such A Big Liar You Gotta

In Lake Wobegon, We Don't Forget Mistakes.

You Get Old And You Realize There Are No Answers, Just Stories.

Welcome To Lake Wobegon, Where All The Women Are Strong, All The Men Are Good-looking, And All The Children Are Above Average.

..people (in Minnesota) Avoid Stupidity When Possible, Not Wanting To Be A $10 Haircut On A 50 Cent Head.

Wal-mart Is Going In And Slaughtering [small Towns] Just As We Once Killed The Buffalo.