You're Such A Big Liar You Gotta

God Writes A Lot Of Comedy... The Trouble Is, He's Stuck With So Many Bad Actors Who Don't Know How To Play Funny.

That's Why God Created Marriage, So People Wouldn't Have To Fight With Strangers.

Not Everyone Has A Life's Work. Some People Simply Have A Life.

Some People Have A Love Of Their Fellow Man In Their Hearts, And Others Require A Light Anesthetic.

Every Show Is Your Last Show. That's My Philosophy.