You're Not Going To Live Your Life

I'm Totally Inhibited. When I'm Overweight I Will Not Go Out.

I Stay Positive Because It's The Only Way To Live. When I Play Ball, I Play Hardball.

Usually, About 85 Percent Of What The Tabloids Report Is A Lie. Over The Last Year, I Can Truly Say It Has Been 99 Percent.

I Am A Little Klutzy And Self-deprecating. I Fit In With The Rest Of The Losers.

You Are Not In Business To Be Popular.