You're Drinking Vintage Elvis Presley Wine.

Sleeping With Forgiveness In Your Heart For Me.

And I'm Up While The Dawn Is Breaking, Even Though My Heart Is Aching. I Should Be Drinking A Toast To Absent Friends Instead Of These Comedians.

There Is Something Wrong With You If You Don't Get Angry About Something.

There Are A Few Things That I Regret, But Nothing That I Need To Forget.

My Ultimate Vocation In Life Is To Be An Irritant, Someone Who Disrupts The Daily Drag Of Life Just Enough To Leave The Victim Thinking There's Maybe More To It All Than The Mere Hum-drum Quality Of Existence.