You're An Animal, You Live, Maybe This

My Show Is A Sensory Assault... In A Very Brief Manner - The Show Is Only 25 Minutes Long.

One Fan Sent Me One Tooth, So I Made A Necklace Out Of It. But Then I Found A Bunch Of My Baby Teeth, And Started Realizing I Would Love To Wear A Piece Of My Fans' Bodies On Me.

I Could Party In A Cardboard Box With People Who Are Funny And Don't Care. For Me, It's Really About Who I Surround Myself With, So I Just Try To Always Be With Hilarious People.

I'm Really Fun. I'm Ridiculously Fun. I Hope I'm Infectiously Fun.

I Want People To Think That I'm A Magical, Weird-looking Freak Of Nature, But They Really See Me As A Sexy Amazon Jungle Cat. That Makes Sense - I'm A Little Bit Of Both, But I Definitely Lean Toward The Narwhal Side Of The Equation.