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You Can Win The Rat Race But You're Still A Rat.

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I’ve Learnt From Experience That A Painting Isn’t Finished When You Put Down Your Brush – That’s When It Starts. The Public Reaction Is What Supplies Meaning And Value. Art Comes Alive In The Arguments You Have About It.