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If You Feel Dirty, Insignificant Or Unloved, Then Rats Are A Good Role Model. They Exist Without Permission, They Have No Respect For The Hierarchy Of Society, And They Have Sex 50 Times A Day.

Fight The Fighters, Not Their Wars.

Traditional Graffiti Writers Have A Bunch Of Rules They Like To Stick To, And Good Luck To Them, But I Didn't Become A Graffiti Artist So I Could Have Somebody Else Tell Me What To Do. If You're The Type Who Gets Sentimental About People Scribbling Over Your Stuff, I Suggest Graffiti Is Probably Not The Right Hobby For You.

Although You Might Have To Creep About At Night And Lie To Your Mum It’s Actually One Of The More Honest Art Forms Available. There Is No Elitism Or Hype, It Exhibits On The Best Walls A Town Has To Offer And Nobody Is Put Off By The Price Of Admission.

Policemen And Security Guards Wear Hats With A Peak That Comes Down Low Over Their Eyes. Apparently This Is For Psychological Reasons. Eyebrows Are Very Expressive And You Appear A Lot More Authoritative If You Keep Them Covered Up. The Advantage Of This Is That It Makes A Lot Harder For Cops To See Anything More Than Six Foot Off The Ground. Which Is Why Painting Rooftops And Bridges Is So Easy.