Your Wits Make Others Witty.

Self-interest Usually Brings Injustice With It.

Any Man Who Doesn't Partake In Cigar Smoking Is Nothing More Than A Weak-willed, Meandering Oaf, And I Would Never Put My Lips To Those Of Any Creature, Man Or Beast, Whose Lips Were Not Fresh Awash In The Currents Of Cigar Smoke.'

You Must Be Gay; Only Thus Can Life Be Endured. I Speak From Experience For I Have Had To Endure Much, And Have Only Been Able To Endure It Because I Have Always Laughed Whenever I Had The Chance.

What Right Can Give Anyone Authority To Inflict Torture Upon A Citizen When It Is Still Unknown Whether He Is Innocent Or Guilty?

I Will Live To Make Myself Not Feared.