Your Waistline Is Your Lifeline

Homosexuals Love To Look Good. They're Clean, Neat. They're Fastidious, Well Mannered And Well Educated. They Like Aesthetic Things. They Like Good, Firm, Tight Bodies. Health. They Want To Attract Other Guys. What's Wrong With That? Why Be Slobs? You've Got To Be Insane To Suggest That Because Someone Looks Good, He Must Be Gay. That's Envy.

Inactivity Is The Killer And, Remember, It's Never Too Late.

People Don't Die Of Old Age, They Die Of Neglect.

Sex Is The Greatest Driving Force On This Planet. Christ, Why Are We Living If We Can't Have A Little Fun? Sex Is Giving, And The More You Give, The Better Lover You Are.

Go On, Have A Glass Of Wine With Dinner. What Is Wine, Anyway? Pure Grapes. A Glass Of Wine Is Much Better For You Than A Coke.