Your Stockings Prove Your Virtues. Be Certain

Nothing In My Life Has Ever Made Me Want To Commit Suicide More Than People's Reaction To My Trying To Commit Suicide.

He Cried When I Left, Which I Find To Be Standard Male Behavior.

I'm Bipolar, But I'm Not Crazy, And I Never Was. I'm Stark Raving Sane.

Why Should I Wake When I'm Half Past Dead?

Oh, And I Certainly Don't Suffer From Schizophrenia. I Quite Enjoy It. And So Do I.