Oh, And I Certainly Don't Suffer From

I Am My Heart's Undertaker. Daily I Go And Retrieve Its Tattered Remains, Place Them Delicately Into Its Little Coffin, And Bury It In The Depths Of My Memory, Only To Have To Do It All Again Tomorrow.

I'm Bipolar, But I'm Not Crazy, And I Never Was. I'm Stark Raving Sane.

Oh, And I Certainly Don't Suffer From Schizophrenia. I Quite Enjoy It. And So Do I.

I Smile To Myself Knowing That They May Be Dead.

I Could Have Guessed It All Along, Cuz Now Some Drama Queen Is Gonna Write A Song For Me