I'm Very Lazy, I Hate To Work.

If You Can Stay In Love For More Than Two Years, You're On Something.

New York Was Always More Expensive Than The Other Places, Even When It Was Going Bankrupt. In Other Words, In 1971, New York Was Expensive For Someone With No Money. For Anyone.

The Great Thing About New Jersey Is That It's Close To New York.

I'm Like The Laziest Person Who Ever Lived. It's Amazing To Me I Even Sit Up.

Knowingness Is Sexy. The Opposite Of Sexy Is Naivete.