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I’m Supposed To Be All Re-injected With Yes-we-can Fever After The Big Health Care Speech, And It Was A Great Speech - When Black Elvis Gets Jiggy With His Teleprompter, There Is None Better. But Here’s The Thing: Muhammad Ali Also Had A Way With Words, But It Helped Enormously That He Could Also Punch Guys In The Face.

During The Debate, Bush Was Asked By A Lady To Name Three Mistakes He's Made. And Bush Responded, This Debate, The Last Debate And The Next Debate.

It Could Be Anything. It Could Be Jesus And It Could Be The Furby And It Could Be The Lint That Lives In My Navel, But It's Probably Not. Whatever It Is, I Doubt We As Humans On Earth Could Have Any Perception Of It While We're Here. So, Why Give Yourself A Headache Thinking About It. Just Be A Good Person. That's What An Ethicist Is.

New Rule: The Rest Of The World Can Go Back To Being Completely Jealous Of America. Our Majority White Country Just Freely Elected A Black President, Something No Other Democracy Has Ever Done. Take That Canada! Where's Your Nubian Warrior President? Your Head Of State Is A Boring White Dude Named Steven Harper, And Mine Is A Kick-ass Black Ninja Named Barack Hussein Obama!

If Anti-gay Stuff Is Always Coming Out Of Your Mouth, Something Very Gay Is Probably Going In.