Your First Big Trouble Can Be A

You Have To Have A Talent For Having Talent.

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.

Discussing How Old You Are Is The Temple Of Boredom.

Your First Big Trouble Can Be A Bonanza If You Live Through It. Get Through The First Trouble, And You'll Probably Make It Through The Next One.

Despair Is Your Friend In Show Business. I Don't Believe You Can Act If Happiness Is Your Lot. It's The Ups That Keep You Living And The Downs That Mete Out Talent.