Get The Knack Of Getting People To

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.

Anything That Begins 'i Don't Know How To Tell You This' Is Never Good News.

I'm Sure The Way To Be Happy Is To Live Well Beyond Your Means!

The Kiss. There Are All Sorts Of Kisses, Lad, From The Sticky Confection To The Kiss Of Death. Of Them All, The Kiss Of An Actress Is The Most Unnerving. How Can We Tell If She Means It Or If She's Just Practicing?

Despair Is Your Friend In Show Business. I Don't Believe You Can Act If Happiness Is Your Lot. It's The Ups That Keep You Living And The Downs That Mete Out Talent.