Your Career Is What You're Paid For.

The Best Timed Joke Or The Best Timed Phrase Comes At Spontaneous Moments And Just Relies On Me As The Host To Be Very Quick, And That's What I Do.

If You Ain't Nothing When You Get Money And Fame, You're Just Going To Be More Nothing. If You Don't Stand For Nothing, When You Get Money And Fame, You Ain't Suddenly Fin To Stand For Nothing! You're Just Fin To Be Richer And More Famous - Standing For Nothing!

But Remember What Drives A Man; Real Men Do What They Have To Do To Make Sure Their People Are Taken Care Of, Clothed, Housed, And Reasonably Sastisfied, And If They're Doing Anything Less Than That, They're Not Men.

I'm Not A Good Mother At All.

I Don't Think It's Cool For People To Say, 'you Shouldn't Reference God Because I Don't Believe That, And I Don't Want To Hear It.' Well, There's A Lot Of Stuff I Don't Believe That I Still Gotta Hear.