Your Career Is What You're Paid For.

The First Time I Saw My Wife, Marjorie, I Was Doing Stand-up In Memphis, And She Was Sitting In The Front Row. Afterward, I Walked Up And Said, "ma'am, I'm Going To Marry You One Day". And 15 Years Later, I Did.

You're An Investigator - Can't Nobody Find Stuff Out Like A Woman. Y'all Put The Police To Shame, Make The Little Investigative Tricks They Show On Csi And Law & Order: Svu Look Like Counting Lessons On Sesame Street.

I Never Saw Myself Not Being A Stand-up. That Was My Plan.

How Can Smart Women Be So Stupid About Men Sometimes? Lack Of Knowledge. It's What Men Have Kept Secret For So Long.

It's Really Unimaginable That I Could Start Where I Was And Get Here Today.