Your Best Work Always Seems To Have

The Neurotic Has Perfect Vision In One Eye, But He Cannot Remember Which.

Happiness Is Like The Penny Candy Of Our Youth: We Got A Lot More For Our Money Back When We Had No Money.

At Night, Neurotics May Toil Not, But Oh How They Spin!

If You Hate Your Lot But Wouldn't Trade It, It's Not Your Lot You Hate.

The Excesses Of Love Soon Pass, But Its Insufficiencies Torment Us Forever.