Your Average Witch Is Not, By Nature,

I Became A Journalist At 17. A Few Hours Later, I Saw My First Dead Body, Which Was Somewhat... Colourful. That's When I Learned You Can Go On Throwing Up After You Run Out Of Things To Throw Up.

Pride Is All Very Well, But A Sausage Is A Sausage.

Maurice Watched Them Argue Again. Humans, Eh? Think They're Lords Of Creation. Not Like Us Cats. We Know We Are. Ever See A Cat Feed A Human? Case Proven.

When Much Is Taken, Something Is Returned.

Life Doesn't Happen In Chapters - At Least, Not Regular Ones.