Young People Want To Look Like Peas

The Theater Is A Baffling Business, And A Shockingly Wasteful One When You Consider That People Who Have Proven Their Worth, Who Have Appeared In Or Been Responsible For Successful Plays, Who Have Given Outstanding Performances, Can Still, In The Full Tide Of Their Energy, Be Forced, Through Lack Of Opportunity, To Sit Idle Season After Season, Their Enthusiasm, Their Morale, Their Very Talent Dwindling To Slow Gray Death. Of Finances We Will Not Even Speak; It Is Too Sad A Tale.

Wart Hogs Should Sue For Libel. It Is A Terrible Name And They Are Fine Fellows And Devoted Family Men And It Is Rare To See One By Himself; The Little Woman And The Kiddies Are Usually Close At Hand.

All The Humiliating, Tragicomic, Heartbreaking Things Happened To Me In My Girlhood, And Nothing Makes Me Happier Than To Realize I Cannot Possibly Relive My Youth.

Among Famous Traitors Of History One Might Mention The Weather.

America's Best Buy Is A Telephone Call To The Right Man.