You'll Never Call Him Fifi Again.

These Are Very Confusing Times. For The First Time In History A Woman Is Expected To Combine: Intelligence With A Sharp Hairdo, A Raised Consciousness With High Heels, And An Open, Nonsexist Relationship With A Tan Guy Who Has A Great Bod.

Going On Letterman Is Like Going Off The High Dive. It's Exhilarating, But After A While It Wasn't The Kind Of Thrill I Enjoyed.

If I Could Only Turn The Etch-a-sketch Of My Life Upside Down.

Humor Is Such A Wonderful Thing, Helping You Realize What A Fool You Are But How Beautiful That Is At The Same Time.

I Go To Work The Minute I Open My Eyes.