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What If She Stepped On A Needle And It Went Right Into Her Foot And Roberta Would Not Feel It And The Needle Would Rise And Rise And Rise Through The Veins Leading Up To The Heart And Then The Needle Would Stab Her In The Heart And Roberta Would Die And It Would Be Very Painful This According To Nurse Mother A Medical Expert On Freaky Ways To Croak... The Mother Shouted That She Knew Several People Who Died From The Rising Stab Of The Unfelt Needle Or Rsun She Has Seen Cases Of It Many Times And Not One Person Has Survived It.

These Are Very Confusing Times. For The First Time In History A Woman Is Expected To Combine: Intelligence With A Sharp Hairdo, A Raised Consciousness With High Heels, And An Open, Nonsexist Relationship With A Tan Guy Who Has A Great Bod.

Love Is An Exploding Cigar We Willingly Smoke.

When You Think About It, Giving Up Your Real Personality Is A Small Price To Pay For The Richness Of Living Happily Ever After With An Actual Man!

As I Enter The Small Intestine I Get Squeezed By Muscles. Its Dark And The Walls Look Like Slimey Crushed Velvet Theres Pancreas Juice On Me Help Me I Am Disintigrating.