You'll Be Tested Every Single Day.

A Farce, Or Slapstick Humor, Does Well Universally.

I Don't Want To Go Back To Sitcoms - I'm A Middle-aged, White Guy - The High School Principal Who's A Buffoon. It's Hard Enough Raising Kids Now A Days, And I Don't Want To Be A Part Of A Show That I'll Be Embarrassed Watching Shows Like That With My Kids And My Mother. A Lot Of Shows Feel They Need To Get That For Humor. You've Have To Have Had A Life Experience; Otherwise, It's Toilet Humor. If You've Had A Job Before Or Experienced Something, You Get It. Some Of These People Haven't And They Look For The Cheap Laugh.

You've Got To Write For Your Audience.

[at Conventions] They Give Me All The Photos To Sign. Star Wars, Superman. And Hammy The Pig Is Right Up There.

Calvin: I'm A Genius, But I'm A Misunderstood Genius. Hobbes: What's Misunderstood About You? Calvin: Nobody Thinks I'm A Genius. Corfu? It's Just A Poor Man's Pensacola.