You'll Be Tested Every Single Day.

When I Go To The Garage To Pick Up My Clubs, I Clean The Spider Webs Off.

I Come From Bridgeport, Connecticut And Have Friends I Grew Up With There.

I Don't Want To Go Back To Sitcoms - I'm A Middle-aged, White Guy - The High School Principal Who's A Buffoon. It's Hard Enough Raising Kids Now A Days, And I Don't Want To Be A Part Of A Show That I'll Be Embarrassed Watching Shows Like That With My Kids And My Mother. A Lot Of Shows Feel They Need To Get That For Humor. You've Have To Have Had A Life Experience; Otherwise, It's Toilet Humor. If You've Had A Job Before Or Experienced Something, You Get It. Some Of These People Haven't And They Look For The Cheap Laugh.

Sure, The Comedians Who Swear Or Use Scatological Humor Can Get Laughs, But They're Uncomfortable Laughs.

Of Course, I Had A Crush On Princess Leia. I Really Wanted To Ask Her Out, Back To My Place, Or Something. But At The Time, I Was Living In A Squat On Fitzroy Road In Primrose Hill. It Was Pretty Derelict. So What Was I Going Do? Ask Her To Come Back With Me And Watch Me Catch Mice?