You've Got To Write For Your Audience.

That Was Actually Lloyd Phillips Who Was A Kiwi Film Producer In L.a. And It Was About Gorgeous George, Not Haystacks Calhoun. I Was In A Couple Of Lloyd's Films And Got Approached To Write The Story. People Don't Realize It, But Gorgeous George Had This Flamboyant, Camp Stage Persona That Had A Tremendous Influence On Other Celebrities, Like Elton John, Liberace, Elvis Presley, And Mohammed Ali, Who All Wanted To Establish Their Own Outlandish Stage Personas. The Project Died Because Gorgeous George's Wife Refused To Give Up The Rights.

Find People Who Share Your Values, And You'll Conquer The World Together.

Sure, The Comedians Who Swear Or Use Scatological Humor Can Get Laughs, But They're Uncomfortable Laughs.

In L.a., Though, People Get Off Busses Calling Themselves Actors, So Many Are Really Not Professionals.

I Mean, Cheers [from The Star Wars] Was Just A Job While We Were Doing It. All Of Us Were Really Only Hustling To Pay The Rent, Weren't We.