You'd Think When You Saw My Old

I Want To Do An 'extreme Makeover' Show. You Know That Mtv Show 'i Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I Want To Do A New Show. I Want To Have A Different Famous Face.

I Become Friends With People In Each City Who Can Show Me Around. Like If Someone Came To Los Angeles They Wouldn't Really Know Where To Go, So They'd Have To Call Me Up And Then I'd Show Them Around.

I Really Don't Go Out Every Night To Red-carpet Events.

I Think As A Standup Performer You Have To Feel The Audience. So The Audience Kind Of Dictates What They Get, You Know?

My Mom And Dad Are Both In Stand-up Comedy, So That's Where I Started, That's Where I Got Everything. My Roots Are Holding The Mic.