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The Great Jack Nicklaus Summed Things Up Neatly During A Charity Match On The Old Course At St. Andrews Where He And I Were Playing Against Ben Crenshaw And Glen Campbell. I Asked Him What He Considered To Be The Most Important Factor To Overcome In The Game Of Golf. His Reply, "it's An Unfair Game."

I Met My Wife Through Playing Golf. She Is French And Couldn't Speak English And I Couldn't Speak French, So There Was Little Chance Of Us Getting Involved In Any Boring Conversations - That's Why We Got Married Really Quickly.

It's Not The Worst Thing To Slap A Woman Now And Then.

I'm An Easy Target Because Of My Political Opinions.

My Dear Girl, There Are Some Things That Just Aren't Done, Such As Drinking Dom Perignon '53 Above The Temperature Of 38 Degrees Fahrenheit. That's Just As Bad As Listening To The Beatles Without Earmuffs!