You Won't Find A Vampire In A

You Catch More Flies With Honey Than You Do With Vinegar.

This Was An Unpleasant Trend. I Didn’t Want A Lot Of Guys Popping In And Out Of My Bedroom. I Wanted One Who Would Stay.

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My Bodyguard Was Mowing The Lawn In A Pink Bikini When The Body Fell From The Sky.