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Good Girls Go To Heaven And Bad Girls Go Everywhere

You Know You Can't Hope Yourself A Better Life - You Must Take Yourself There.

Love Doesn't Drop On You Unexpectedly; You Have To Give Off Signals, Sort Of Like An Amateur Radio Operator.

People's Lives Change. To Keep All Your Old Friends Is Like Keeping All Your Old Clothes -- Pretty Soon Your Closet Is So Jammed And Everything So Crushed You Can't Find Anything To Wear. Help These Friends When They Need You; Bless The Years And Happy Times When You Meant A Lot To Each Other, But Try Not To Have The Guilts If New People Mean More To You Now.

One Of The Paramount Reasons For Staying Attractive Is So You Can Have Somebody To Go To Bed With.