You Want Me In The Ring? Now

You Can Prance And You Can Dance, But When It Comes To Relations, Keep It In Your Pants.

Canada Is Lacking Two Things. It's True. Don't Make Me Say It Again. The First Is Olympic Heroes [...] The Second Thing That Canada Is Lacking Is Memorial Day, Which Is Today By The Way, Where We In The States Celebrate Our War Heroes By Having Barbeques . And I Realize Here In Canada You Can't Have Barbeques Because You'd Probably Be Attacked By A Moose, Or Caribou, Or Even A Grizzly.

Wrestlers In The U.s.a. Are Very Aggressive. All They Want To Do Is Attack, But They'll Make Mistakes.

Not To Mention Our Former Tag Team Champions Lost Their Titles After My Good Friend Christian Was Hit In The Genitals With A Hockey Stick By A Midgit! I Mean Enough Is Enough

You Can Turn A Giant Into A Mouse Just By Getting Him Fatigued. That Was My Whole Game Plan.