You Train Your Man To Do Nothing.

I Remember Being Seven And Asking My Mom If I Was As Pretty As Monique [my Best Friend In Grade School]. And With All The Love In The World, My Mom Looked At Me And Said, 'oh, Honey, You're So Funny.' So, She Doesn't Lie To Me...she Answers The Question By Not Answering And Instead Tells Me What She Thinks Is My Greatest Strength.

Nobody Thinks Of Themselves As Sexy, Really. Some Days You Go, 'hey, I'm Not Going Too Bad Today.' But If You Try And Be Sexy, You'll Never Be Sexy.

I Wasn't A Good Waitress, But I Was Told That I Was Very Nice And Charming, So People Liked Me Anyway.

I Was Always Reading Those Beauty Magazines And Wanting To Become This Unattainable Thing.

I Really Do Believe It You Can Live Through Remodeling A Home, You Can Live The Rest Of Your Lives Together.