You Toyed With My Heart, Like It

Weaseling Out Of Things Is Important To Learn. It's What Separates Us From The Animals... Except The Weasel.

I've Conducted An Experiment On My Kids. Instead Of Denying Them Access To Media, I've Encouraged It. They Read Comic Books, Play Nintendo And Watch Way Too Much Tv.

I’ll Keep It Short And Sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These Are The Three Demons You Must Slay If You Wish To Succeed In Business.

I'm Presently Incarcerated. Convicted Of A Crime I Didn't Even Commit. Hah! "attempted Murder"? Now Honestly, What Is That? Do They Give A Nobel Prize For Attempted Chemistry? Do They?

The Simpsons And Futurama Are Such Big Projects, Going On For Years And Working In Different Media, That Everything Involved With Them, Promotion And Merchandise And Online Presence And All The Rest, Deserve To Be Scrutinized, So That's Part Of It. I Have A Great Deal Of Sympathy For Anyone At The Core Of A Multimedia Juggernaut, Even If You Might Not Care For The Specific Pop-culture Invasion Of Your Brain. The People Who Do It Work Really Hard.