You Toyed With My Heart, Like It

It's Not Easy To Juggle A Pregnant Wife And A Troubled Child, But Somehow I Managed To Fit In Eight Hours Of Tv A Day.

I Plead Alignment To The Flakes Of The Untitled Snakes Of A Merry Cow And To The Republicrats For Which They Scam: One Nacho, Underpants With Licorice And Jugs Of Wine For Owls.

Everybody Doesn't Have To Get Every Joke. People Really Appreciate Not Being Condescended To.

How Is Education Supposed To Make Me Feel Smarter? Besides, Every Time I Learn Something New, It Pushes Some Old Stuff Out Of My Brain. Remember When I Took That Home Winemaking Course, And I Forgot How To Drive?

Solitude Never Hurt Anyone. Emily Dickinson Lived Alone, And She Wrote Some Of The Most Beautiful Poetry The World Has Ever Known... Then Went Crazy As A Loon." Lisa Simpson