You Think I'm Gonna Feel Better Eatin'

The Golden Years Are For Pussies. We Went Straight To Brass.

My Grandmother Is A Little Cuban Woman Who Cooks All Day And Speaks Spanish. Your Grandmother Watches Pay-per-view Porn." "she Used To Watch The Weather Channel, But She Said There Wasn't Enough Action." -ranger And Stephanie

Cupcake, Your Middle Name Is Trouble.

You Can't Put Cuffs On Mr. Cluck! What Will The Kids Think?" Stuart Bagget

Mooner Was Walking Around Laying His Hands On The Cars, Divining Karma. "this Is It", He Said, Standing By A Small Khaki-colored Jeep."this Car Has Protective Qualities" You Mean Like A Guardian Angel?" I Mean, Like, It Has Seatbelts