You Shouldn't Make Fun Of People Who

I Start Phone Calls At 4 A.m. To Cheer People Up. The Housebound, People In The Hospital. People Who, After Decades, Still Can't Get Over What Happened 10 Or 15 Years Ago.

One Day I May Be Meeting You And Hearing How You've Changed Your Life By Saying, "farewell To Fat".

When I Was Growing Up, I Did Not Exercise At All. I Was Raised In The French Quarter In New Orleans. If I Saw Someone Running, I Would Call The Police Because I Thought They Stole Something On Royal Street.

Most Workouts Are Way Too Aggressive. Thousands Of Lunges Wear Out The Body. It's Not Healthy For The One With The Bad Back, Bad Knees, Diabetes. I'm Never Going To Do That.

There's A List Of Foods I Can't Have In The House. Peanut Butter, Can't Have That In The House. Potato Chips, Can't Have That In The House. Random Little Small Mini Candy Bars, Don't Even Think About It. I Just Have To Watch Everything. I Have To Stay Between 1500 And 1600 Calories A Day. That's It.