You Should Never Try Irony Or Self-effacing

I've Long Ago Compromised My Eight Hours A Night.

I Don't Care About Clinton's Haircuts Or His Affairs Or Any Of That Stuff.

Just Because Someone Gets Arrested Doesn't Mean What They Are Doing Is Wrong. Some Laws Are Unfair And Unjust.

I'm The Kind Of Person Who Does Not Remember Bad Things.

New York Is Not Conductive To Theater. New York Does Not Encourage Its Young. It Does Not Encourage Experimentation.