You Should Never Trust Anyone Who Listens

I Actually Didn't Like That Feeling Of Being Out Of Touch Because What I Do Depends On Being In Touch. But It's Fun To Talk About. That's One Of The Real Dangers Of Drugs: They're Too Much Fun To Talk About.

I Won't Have To Miss Smoking Any More. Nobody Smokes Where I'm Going: It's Like A Row Of Restaurants In California.

All Television Ever Did Was Shrink The Demand For Ordinary Movies. The Demand For Extraordinary Movies Increased. If Any One Thing Is Wrong With The Movie Industry Today, It Is The Unrelenting Effort To Astonish.

You Can Never Get A Woman To Sit Down And Listen To A Drum Solo.

Delivering The State Of The Union? That Bloke Couldn't Deliver Pizza.