You Should Know That I Lead, Not

I May Not Be Einstein But I Know Dumb Plus Dumb Equals You.

The Fact That I've Managed To Find A Husband Who Understands And Respects Everything I Do Is Astonishing.

No Matter What Size I Am I Love Performing No Matter How Big Or Little I Am! I Feel Good.

As A Mom, You Just Don't Have Time, So You Get Straight To The Point.

Now All That's Left Of Me, Is What I Pretend To Be. So Together, But So Broken Up Inside.