You Should Have Read The Directions Before

We're Vatican Assassins. How Complicated Can It Be?

I Dare Anyone To Spend 10 Years In The Laugh-track That Is Chuck Lorre's Hive Of Oppression And Not Suffer Some Form Of An Emotional Tsunami.

For Now, I'm Just Going To Hang Out With These Two Smoking Hotties And Fly Privately Around The World. It Might Be Lonely Up Here, But I Sure Like The View.

Athletes Become Our Heroes, Because They're Superhuman. They Do Things Nobody Else Can Do. They're Better Than 6 Billion Other People.

I Think The Power Of The Mind Is Amazing, And We've Barely Scratched The Surface Of What It Can Do.