You Should Have Read The Directions Before

There Was This One Time In Vegas When I Took Four Victoria's Secret Models And Did One Gram Off Each Of Their Bodies Within, Like, 45 Minutes. I Declared Myself King Of Vegas And Decided To Remodel My Hotel Room With My Bare Hands To Resemble King Louis Xiv's Bedroom At Versailles. Knocked Down Two Entire Walls, And Later Had Four Knuckle Surgeries. Still Wasn't As High As Rob Ford.

You Can Have Rules At Home That Are Different From The Rest Of The World's As Long As You're Not Hurting Anyone.

You Can't Not Be A Little Different From Others And Be Successful For Three Decades.

I Was Born Dead. Yeah, The Umbilical Cord Was Like, Floppy Baby, The Whole Thing. Yeah, It Was Bad.

I Believe In Detox. I Think Detox Is Smart. You've Got A Guy Who's In An Opiate Cycle Or A Dope Cycle Or Something, And He Can't Get Out Of It. You Shut Him Down Long Enough So At Least His Body Can Start Working For Itself Again.