I Don't Have A Tuxedo That Fits

I Dare Anyone To Spend 10 Years In The Laugh-track That Is Chuck Lorre's Hive Of Oppression And Not Suffer Some Form Of An Emotional Tsunami.

You’ve Read About The Goddesses, Come On. They’re An International Sensation. These Are My Girlfriends. These Are The Women That I Love That Have Completed The Three Parts Of My Heart.

We're Vatican Assassins. How Complicated Can It Be?

By The Way, Two Wars Are In An Endless State Of Sorrow. Egypt About Burned To The Ground And All You People Care About Is My Bullshit... Pathetic. Shame, Shame Shame

People Say It's Lonely At The Top, But I Sure Like The View.