You Should Have A Value System. You

It's Getting Harder And Harder To Differentiate Between Schizophrenics And People Talking On A Cell Phone. It Still Brings Me Up Short To Walk By Somebody Who Appears To Be Talking To Themselves.

I Don't Have A Show Anymore. I Don't Have A Check Coming In Every Week. This Is Important To Me, I Got To Score A Million Tonight Or It Could All Be Over.

I Think Everyone Probably Starts Out Sounding Like Someone Else, But Gradually You Develop Your Own Sound.

There Are A Lot Of Questions I Keep Asking Myself About Why I Do Comedy. I Guess I Laugh To Keep From Crying. And I Guess If You Ever Get Me Crying, I Might Not Stop. This Is The Way I Look At Tragedy Or Else I'll Cry.

I Think You Should Be A Child For As Long As You Can. I Have Been Successful For 74 Years Being Able To Do That. Don't Rush Into Adulthood, It Isn't All That Much Fun.