You See, You Don't Get Old From

I Want To Move Well And Comfortably, And Enjoy The World Around Me.

My Goal Has Always Been To Help People Help Themselves. Your Body Is Your Most Priceless Possession; You've Go To Take Care Of It!

The First Thing I Did When I Was Forty Years Old, I Put Handcuffs On And I Jumped Off Alcatraz Prison And Swam To San Francisco Handcuffed. That Made National Publicity. Then, There Were Three Or Four Years Where I Would Do More Difficult Feats. Another Birthday I Towed A Thousand Pound Boat Across The Golden Gate. On My 65th Birthday I Towed 65 Boats A Mile And A Half In Tokyo. On My 70th Birthday I Towed 70 Boats With 70 People In It With My Feet And Hands Tied A Mile And A Half In Long Beach.... My Next Birthday I Will Be 93. I'm Gonna Tow My Wife Across The Bathtub.

Who Puts The Food In Your Mouth? Who Goes To The Bathroom For Ya? You Do. You Came On This Earth Alone And You Are Going To Leave Alone. Think About It. If Anything Happens To Jack La Lanne Good Or Bad, I Made It Happen. If Anything Happens To You Good Or Bad, You Made It Happen - Right?

Everything In Life That's Meaningful Takes Effort - Takes Vitality. You Have To Work At It. And God Helps Them Who Help Themselves...help You.