You’re In Competition With Everyone.

If You Are Capable People Are Happy To Play With You.

Feminists Do The Best Photoshop Because They Leave The Meat On Your Bones. They Don’t Change Your Size Or Your Skin Color. They Leave In Your Disgusting Knuckles, But They May Take Out Some Armpit Stubble. Not Because They’re Denying Its Existence, But Because They Understand That It’s Okay To Make A Photo Look As If You Were Caught On Your Best Day In The Best Light.

I Like To Crack The Jokes Now And Again, But It's Only Because I Struggle With Math.

Whatever The Problem - Be Part Of The Solution

It's Harder To Make Something Good When You Can't Curse All The Time.