You Ought Not To Practice Childish Ways,

Who Hearkens To The Gods, The Gods Give Ear.

Remember That Postcard Grandpa Sent Us From Florida Of That Alligator Biting That Woman's Bottom? That's Right, We All Thought It Was Hilarious. But, It Turns Out We Were Wrong. That Alligator Was Sexually Harassing That Woman.

The Lot Of Man-to Suffer And Die.

Nothing In The World Is So Incontinent As A Man's Accursed Appetite.

It Is Not Good To Have A Rule Of Many.