Who Hearkens To The Gods, The Gods

Be Still My Heart; Thou Hast Known Worse Than This.

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Some Things You Will Think Of Yourself,...some Things God Will Put Into Your Mind

Many Shining Actions Owe Their Success To Chance, Though The General Or Statesman Receive The Applause.

I'll Teach You To Laugh At Something That's Funny!