You Never Know What A Fool You

The Biggest Fool May Come Out With A Bit Of Sense When You Least Expect It.

Beer Drinking Doesn't Do Half The Harm Of Lovemaking.

We Are Often Jealous Of Our Little Secrets, Though To Another Ear They Generally Convey Neither Profit Nor Entertainment.

No Mean Woman Can Cook Well. It Calls For A Generous Spirit, A Light Hand, And A Large Heart.

Who Said It First? We Don't Know, But Very Often We Find The Same Ideas Attributed To Two Different People. All We Can Do Is Give You Both. . . . The Universe Is Full Of Magical Things Patiently Waiting For Our Wits To Grow Sharper.